Yikmobfod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever wombat.

Yikmobfod created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikmobfod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yikmobfod, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yikmobfod's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Yikmobfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Do not place figs upon stone.

4. Do not name children after goats.

5. Erect three tin sculptures of Yikmobfod on top of important buildings.