Natmetnad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody penguin.

Natmetnad created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Natmetnad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Natmetnad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Natmetnad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Natmetnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always store melons above ground.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. You must love Natmetnad.

5. Never write about moons.