Godhasbincubsakyarpmig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless snail.

Godhasbincubsakyarpmig created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godhasbincubsakyarpmig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godhasbincubsakyarpmig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Godhasbincubsakyarpmig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Godhasbincubsakyarpmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice on fasting days.

2. Never chant in the presence of elders.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near gulls while wearing red shoes and balancing five platinum spheres on your head.