Stikbassvol is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, wise alligator.

Stikbassvol created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikbassvol, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stikbassvol, she will not care.

Stikbassvol's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Stikbassvol's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

4. Always remove jumpers before touching titanium.

5. Never pour water over plants.