Shavankondob is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient frog.

Shavankondob created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavankondob, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Shavankondob, she will turn you into a plant.

Shavankondob's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Shavankondob's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Never prepare peas during spring.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Shavankondob in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear orange shoes.