Podhonfot is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, slow faun.

Podhonfot created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podhonfot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Podhonfot, she will think nothing of it.

Podhonfot's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Podhonfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet green.

2. You must pray to Podhonfot nine times a day.

3. Hide from orange otters for they are unholy.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Podhonfot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.