Loopsak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful snake.

Loopsak created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopsak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Loopsak, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Loopsak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Loopsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about special relativity near snakes while wearing turquoise boots and balancing six tin spheres on your hands.