Bitsogpas is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unfair wombat.

Bitsogpas created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitsogpas, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bitsogpas, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bitsogpas' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bitsogpas' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bitsogpas.

3. You must love Bitsogpas.

4. Do not prepare corn while wearing skirts.

5. Do not hurt rats.