Rullooppag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful mongoose.

Rullooppag created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullooppag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rullooppag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rullooppag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rullooppag's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

2. Always obey Rullooppag's priests.

3. Hide from cyan ants for they are unholy.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never jump in spring.