Vinmum is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unsympathetic human.

Vinmum created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vinmum, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vinmum, she will torture you forever.

Vinmum's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vinmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing gray tights and balancing seven silicon spheres on your back.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

5. Always look after injured manatees.