Wipjapbad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humorless snake.

Wipjapbad created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wipjapbad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wipjapbad, he will laugh at you.

Wipjapbad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Wipjapbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Never stain your arms with turquoise.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.