Pasdinzenlamgodgumsand Bunquafbif Bomdamsakbog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful hamster.

Pasdinzenlamgodgumsand Bunquafbif Bomdamsakbog created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasdinzenlamgodgumsand Bunquafbif Bomdamsakbog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pasdinzenlamgodgumsand Bunquafbif Bomdamsakbog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Pasdinzenlamgodgumsand Bunquafbif Bomdamsakbog's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pasdinzenlamgodgumsand Bunquafbif Bomdamsakbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle lead while unclean.

2. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

3. Hide from orange birds for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat green fruit.