Vegrotgil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable walrus.

Vegrotgil created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegrotgil, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vegrotgil, it will turn you into a plant.

Vegrotgil's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vegrotgil's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vegrotgil.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Do not take Vegrotgil's name in vain.

4. Vegrotgil loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.