Flighudfoss Bagcadsig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonourable turtle.

Flighudfoss Bagcadsig created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flighudfoss Bagcadsig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flighudfoss Bagcadsig, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flighudfoss Bagcadsig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Flighudfoss Bagcadsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

2. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat bark.