Rullpakcin Mispodmet is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical cobra.

Rullpakcin Mispodmet created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullpakcin Mispodmet, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rullpakcin Mispodmet, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rullpakcin Mispodmet's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Rullpakcin Mispodmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during spring.

2. Do not prepare apples while filled with fear.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.