Vagpigbod Yatraw is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omnipotent scorpion.

Vagpigbod Yatraw created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagpigbod Yatraw, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vagpigbod Yatraw, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vagpigbod Yatraw's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vagpigbod Yatraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near mice while wearing violet tights and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Never paint your arms white.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

5. Do not covet oxen.