Sindanyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, compassionate goat.

Sindanyarl created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sindanyarl, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sindanyarl, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sindanyarl's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sindanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.