Bellgantafqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent elephant.

Bellgantafqueeg created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Bellgantafqueeg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bellgantafqueeg, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bellgantafqueeg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bellgantafqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

2. Hide from gray capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Do not gather at wells at midday.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about bacteria.