Bugbotcad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, egotistical gnu.

Bugbotcad created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugbotcad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugbotcad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bugbotcad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bugbotcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.