Fudbesshug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome wolf.

Fudbesshug created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fudbesshug, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fudbesshug, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fudbesshug's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fudbesshug's Holy Commandments

1. Always share limes with strangers, but never with foxes.

2. Retreat if six aardvarks approach from the north.

3. You must pray to Fudbesshug seven times a day.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.