Gidpangstig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless hare.

Gidpangstig created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidpangstig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gidpangstig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gidpangstig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gidpangstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect four carbon sculptures of Gidpangstig on top of important buildings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always act with obedience.