Volflowgar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented dolphin.

Volflowgar created light two years ago.

If you believe in Volflowgar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Volflowgar, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Volflowgar's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Volflowgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing violet kilts and balancing five lead spheres on your feet.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

5. Never fashion tools from stone.