Kikyikaftailyarmatkem Zensomjop is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, witty yak.

Kikyikaftailyarmatkem Zensomjop created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikyikaftailyarmatkem Zensomjop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kikyikaftailyarmatkem Zensomjop, she will come to you in dreams.

Kikyikaftailyarmatkem Zensomjop's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kikyikaftailyarmatkem Zensomjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place wheat upon stone.

2. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.