Vegladdap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent coyote.

Vegladdap created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegladdap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vegladdap, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vegladdap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vegladdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with envy.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Vegladdap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near monkeys while wearing brown tights and balancing five aluminium spheres on your legs.

5. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.