Jadsancet is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty faun.

Jadsancet created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadsancet, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jadsancet, she will turn you into a worm.

Jadsancet's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Jadsancet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

2. Do not take Jadsancet's name in vain.

3. Hide from pink snails for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not travel during spring.