Pashitkarveen Cibpodxemwat is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, impressive donkey.

Pashitkarveen Cibpodxemwat created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pashitkarveen Cibpodxemwat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pashitkarveen Cibpodxemwat, he will destroy your favourite star.

Pashitkarveen Cibpodxemwat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pashitkarveen Cibpodxemwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to bats while wearing cyan boots.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never allow gulls to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Do not gather at towers at midnight.