Poplidxen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, prudent ferret.

Poplidxen created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Poplidxen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Poplidxen, she will think nothing of it.

Poplidxen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Poplidxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Never feed cucumbers to aardvarks while wearing dresses.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must pray to Poplidxen five times a day.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.