Nadstigcumtarglist is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy donkey.

Nadstigcumtarglist created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadstigcumtarglist, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nadstigcumtarglist, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nadstigcumtarglist's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nadstigcumtarglist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

5. Do not covet oxen.