Fub is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, effective crow.

Fub created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fub, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fub, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fub's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fub's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near voles while wearing yellow kilts and balancing seven silver spheres on your feet.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must pray to Fub four times a day.