Wotfumrill is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty mole.

Wotfumrill created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Wotfumrill, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wotfumrill, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wotfumrill's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wotfumrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not place rice upon stone.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.