Teenmuthugget is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, uncaring wren.

Teenmuthugget created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenmuthugget, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Teenmuthugget, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Teenmuthugget's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Teenmuthugget's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Never look at moons.