Fligstigwab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humane monkey.

Fligstigwab created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Fligstigwab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fligstigwab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fligstigwab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fligstigwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not gather at bridges at midday.