Targdavben is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able chicken.

Targdavben created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targdavben, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Targdavben, she will not care.

Targdavben's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Targdavben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Always count to nine before sleeping.

3. Run away if six shrews approach from the east.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Never talk about spacetime near tapirs while wearing brown scarves.