Stikbestkik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless rhinoceros.

Stikbestkik created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Stikbestkik, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stikbestkik, he will send you a sign.

Stikbestkik's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Stikbestkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.