Flatdumarpnarlcubsakged Buntonyim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy centaur.

Flatdumarpnarlcubsakged Buntonyim created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatdumarpnarlcubsakged Buntonyim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flatdumarpnarlcubsakged Buntonyim, it will turn you into a puffin.

Flatdumarpnarlcubsakged Buntonyim's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Flatdumarpnarlcubsakged Buntonyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix rice with blood.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to snakes while wearing violet boots.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Flatdumarpnarlcubsakged Buntonyim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Flatdumarpnarlcubsakged Buntonyim.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.