Lagbotjop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful crab.

Lagbotjop created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagbotjop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lagbotjop, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lagbotjop's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Lagbotjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

5. Never eat corn.