Shavxinflapbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tiresome crow.

Shavxinflapbeg created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavxinflapbeg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Shavxinflapbeg, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Shavxinflapbeg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Shavxinflapbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of horses.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Always act with humility when addressing priests.