Inggudyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome grasshopper.

Inggudyarl created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Inggudyarl, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Inggudyarl, she will torture you forever.

Inggudyarl's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Inggudyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Inggudyarl loves seals, so they must be respected.