Veglenart is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured meerkat.

Veglenart created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veglenart, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Veglenart, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Veglenart's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Veglenart's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near aardvarks while wearing pink stockings.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Erect three silicon sculptures of Veglenart on top of important buildings.

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