Logflyomt is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, wise toad.

Logflyomt created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Logflyomt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Logflyomt, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Logflyomt's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Logflyomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never leap in the presence of seals.

3. Never paint your hands red.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always remove trousers before touching nickel.