Komyimmat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, wise gerbil.

Komyimmat created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komyimmat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Komyimmat, she will not care.

Komyimmat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Komyimmat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

3. Worship no other gods but Komyimmat.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.