Vegdamfut Dussnelbud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic crow.

Vegdamfut Dussnelbud created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegdamfut Dussnelbud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vegdamfut Dussnelbud, he will destroy your favourite star.

Vegdamfut Dussnelbud's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Vegdamfut Dussnelbud's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Never think about optics near moths while wearing red shirts and balancing four carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Never eat rice.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.