Boptabnan Rotcuttun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast faun.

Boptabnan Rotcuttun created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Boptabnan Rotcuttun, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Boptabnan Rotcuttun, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Boptabnan Rotcuttun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Boptabnan Rotcuttun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

5. Never prepare spinach during summer.