Zogruttdab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous goblin.

Zogruttdab created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zogruttdab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Zogruttdab, she will refuse to believe in you.

Zogruttdab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Zogruttdab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Zogruttdab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never wear cyan corsets on sacred days.

4. Never hop near whales.

5. Never adorn your feet with white markings.