Yimfunbum Davyikkab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, strong raccoon.

Yimfunbum Davyikkab created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimfunbum Davyikkab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yimfunbum Davyikkab, it will turn you into a worm.

Yimfunbum Davyikkab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yimfunbum Davyikkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ants while wearing mauve trousers and balancing seven lead spheres on your neck.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Never gather five squirrels near towers.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Always remove tights before entering holy places.