Metdamkon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome dragon.

Metdamkon created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metdamkon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Metdamkon, she will turn you into a snail.

Metdamkon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Metdamkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always store apples above ground.