Tifkadwat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented deer.

Tifkadwat created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifkadwat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tifkadwat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tifkadwat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tifkadwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.