Latcimtalpangsin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring dryad.

Latcimtalpangsin created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Latcimtalpangsin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Latcimtalpangsin, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Latcimtalpangsin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Latcimtalpangsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dawn.

2. Never gather four sharks in one place.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.