Taghimbopkon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless shark.

Taghimbopkon created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taghimbopkon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Taghimbopkon, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Taghimbopkon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Taghimbopkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

2. Never stain your hands with mauve.

3. You must pray to Taghimbopkon six times a day.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Never bounce near tortoises.