Gupfudwiktonkbarncanwatnell is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic dingo.

Gupfudwiktonkbarncanwatnell created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupfudwiktonkbarncanwatnell, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gupfudwiktonkbarncanwatnell, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gupfudwiktonkbarncanwatnell's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gupfudwiktonkbarncanwatnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

5. Never pour water over plants.